Yes, this little feature was supposed to be a regular Friday feature when DecSimp launched, but I've been lazy about keeping my ears open and few people seem inclined to send along bits from their eavesdropping (eavesdroppings, perhaps?). But this one was overheard today and was too funny not to be committed to internet-history.
Teenage boy, to his mother, petulantly, half-joking:
"You lied to me! There is no pudding!"